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Some jokes from a Class5 comedienne . |
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Where do baby apes sleep? |
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In apricots! |
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What do you do if a baby falls down a well? |
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Get a book about bringing up babies! |
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Why are rabbits good at maths? |
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Because the multiply very quickly |
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What did the football player think of paper shorts |
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Tearable |
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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a rabbit. |
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Well hop on the couch. |
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What do you call a space wizard |
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A flying saucerer |
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What do you call a story about pigs? |
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A pig tail!!! |
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What's white and fluffy and langs around in trees? |
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A merinque-utan! |
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How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep |
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Rocket |
Someone elses favourites |
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Where does a sick wasp go |
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To waspital |
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How do you get an elephant into a mini-car |
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Take the seats out |
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How do you know an elephants been in your fridge |
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Elephant footprints in the butter |
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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear |
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Anything you like , he can't hear you |
